OK, maybe I am just jealous of this guy and that is my reason for wanting to beat him senseless, or maybe I have just completely lost all touch with humanity, I think its cause some things are just wrong, but I will let you decide for yourself.
Get up, take a nice long hot shower, take my time getting ready for work. No worries, its Friday and the boss is outta town. Kiss the wife and tell her I already let the dogs out and fed them. She tells me to have a good day and rolls over to go back to sleep. I walk out of the house in a good mood ready to have a good day, after all you have to listen to the wife, right?
Get in the car, put the windows down, sunglasses on and crank the stereo. Cruising to work, it is a little later than usual (remember the boss won't be there to see how late I am) so traffic is light. It's sunny and nice at 71ยบ, the mix CD switches songs, Nickelback, Flat on the Floor. I like this song, lots of speed, hard hitting bass, not to mention the lyrics "I better learn how to crawl, 'cause in ten minutes I'll be flat on the floor". Brings back fond memories from the days when it was just me and the wife.
It is at this point I am coming up to a red light (one of the few I have seen all morning, it really is gonna be a good day). Sitting in the left hand lane a few cars up is a nice Harley Fat Boy. Guy has on his leathers, chrome helmet to match his bike. Nice ride, I look at it and think, yea one day.
Light changes, the pipes on this Harley threaten to drown out my stereo, I smile cause that is how I want mine to sound. I mean if I am on a bike I can't annoy people with a loud stereo right? I start to gain on the biker, getting ready to slow down a little so I can check out the ride.
Then it happens, I see something that gets me totally bent in an instant.
I mean how in the hell could this guy be allowed to ride a Harley, much less one with the tricked out exhaust. I contemplate following him, beating him senseless and taking his damn hog. I seriously have to refrain from just running over him, I mean he really doesn't deserve to be on this ride.
What could possible set me off like this you ask?
Dude was wearing bright neon yellow earplugs!
So I will leave it up to you, jealous, crazy, or right.....
2 comments:
Well, I DEFINATLY know your carazy. But I too think that is WRONG!!
cant handle the detroit vabrator
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