Well well well, I forgot how long ago I started this blog. It's 2025 now, and it seems that this new past portal works pretty well. I can visit a past website, and in this case it's mine!!!
I bet your all wondering what's going on in 2025. I'll tell ya, but I gotta be quick cause the portal only stays so long. Some time space thing.
Free - You'll be happy to know that Moz was found in late 2009. Unfortunaly he esca.....left again.
Petal - The new Xbox 10 (XboxX) now features a tilt adjuster which moves the screen as you tip over! Let me tell you, you hit alot less walls now.
Fud - Science weekly has determined that women do have balls. There just on the inside. Once you heard this no one heard from you for awhile. Apparently you went on some sort of searc for internal willy warmer (sack only)
Fatal - No one has seen you in a while. From what I heard, after PGR 6 Bizarre Creations determined that you were to fast for their game after you pointed out little problem in the way the cars looked and drove. You have not been seen since.
RealCrazy - You'll be happy to know that 2007 they found a cure for most STD's!!
Shane - Unfortunatly stupidity and genetal worts were NOT cured. Sorry bud.
And in a nutshell:
Ninetendo released the gamesphere much to President Gates disappointment.
Pres Gates was poisened (supposedly)
and now VP Hillary Rodham is prez!! First thing she did. change the admendment for more terms. Hers is now till she dies.
Pot has been legalized. I didn't leave my house for 4 months after that passed!!
If everything goes well Vista should be out by 2010. Woot!
Fenix v5.0
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