C'mon, like I could pass this up......
Fenix
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Neighborly code of conduct
Neighborly code of conduct:
1) If I smell smoke or my Spidey Sense goes off about your place, I'll notify you immediately. I expect the same from you.
2) If I get your mail or you get mine accidentally, we will hand the piece in question to the appropriate individual and not send it back through the postal system since that didn't work so well the first time.
3) If I pass you, I will give a customary nod or a "Hello" or "My, that's a lovely third arm you're growing." I will not intentionally slow your progress with the execution of such niceties.
In return, you will not send your children to my doorstep to sell me cookies or gift wrap or a lovely timeshare. You will not knock on my door to inform me that you've found the holy being of your choice. And you will under absolutely no circumstances call on me to request that I fix your computer.
Found this at ThinkGeek
Fenix
1) If I smell smoke or my Spidey Sense goes off about your place, I'll notify you immediately. I expect the same from you.
2) If I get your mail or you get mine accidentally, we will hand the piece in question to the appropriate individual and not send it back through the postal system since that didn't work so well the first time.
3) If I pass you, I will give a customary nod or a "Hello" or "My, that's a lovely third arm you're growing." I will not intentionally slow your progress with the execution of such niceties.
In return, you will not send your children to my doorstep to sell me cookies or gift wrap or a lovely timeshare. You will not knock on my door to inform me that you've found the holy being of your choice. And you will under absolutely no circumstances call on me to request that I fix your computer.
Found this at ThinkGeek
Fenix
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
I love the Holidays
Because you can see stuff like this. If this doesn't make you smile for the holidays then you need to do something drastic, like sit down with the Peanuts DVD box set and find your inner child
Fenix
Fenix
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Ciscos New teleconference
Unlike the flying cars at least this is one of the things from the "future" that we loved from our youth
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
A Note to Couples
This one was sent in by "aeroblazer"
This was posted on the Apple discussion boards. Looks like someone was busted:
Please help! I took my husband's i-phone and found a raunchy picture of him attached to an e-mail to a woman in his sent e-mail file (a Yahoo account). When I approached him about this (I think that he is cheating on me) he admitted that he took the picture but says that he never sent it to anyone. He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store and they told him that it is an i-phone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent. Has anyone ever heard of this happening? The future of my marriage depends on this answer!
Ha! after everyone told her that she was ignoring the obvious, she responded with the following:
Well, if you must know ... it was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure. (I'm trying to remain G-rated here.) It's such a good shot (no pun intended? aero) that one must wonder if he actually practiced it a few times before getting it right!
Add that picture to the late night phone calls and some other miscellaneous texts and e-mails that I found ... and this is not the first woman ... and let's just say that my atty is working on the divorce complaint.
Nonetheless, I wanted to remain open to the possibility that it was all some big mistake (I think that he is the big mistake) and thank everyone who provided input on this discussion.
From:
http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1786497
This was posted on the Apple discussion boards. Looks like someone was busted:
Please help! I took my husband's i-phone and found a raunchy picture of him attached to an e-mail to a woman in his sent e-mail file (a Yahoo account). When I approached him about this (I think that he is cheating on me) he admitted that he took the picture but says that he never sent it to anyone. He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store and they told him that it is an i-phone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent. Has anyone ever heard of this happening? The future of my marriage depends on this answer!
Ha! after everyone told her that she was ignoring the obvious, she responded with the following:
Well, if you must know ... it was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure. (I'm trying to remain G-rated here.) It's such a good shot (no pun intended? aero) that one must wonder if he actually practiced it a few times before getting it right!
Add that picture to the late night phone calls and some other miscellaneous texts and e-mails that I found ... and this is not the first woman ... and let's just say that my atty is working on the divorce complaint.
Nonetheless, I wanted to remain open to the possibility that it was all some big mistake (I think that he is the big mistake) and thank everyone who provided input on this discussion.
From:
http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1786497
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Xbox Dashboard Update
Dropping on the 19th of November, is the new Xbox dashboard setup called Xbox Experience Here's a little of what it looks like
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
It's back!!!
That's right, PGR2 is the game of choice right now. Dust off the old XBOX and get ready for some last man or cat and mouse. We had a FULL room of old schoolers. Or as Jake said in The Blues Brothers, "I'm putting the band back together."
If you don't have your original box, you can play on the 360, but you will have to download some updates and the booster packs to play (and although the picture looks better, the handling is not as smooth). I picked up an XBOX yesterday for $50 and swapped out the drive so I had all the cars and tracks. Hope to see more of you back for some big air hits and agonizing defeats : )
Free
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Why hasn't natural selection worked on dumb people?
Had an "upgrade" to our sales force handhelds (HH) which once again has created nightmares for me as I get to support 70+ at our sales center here in town.
Emailed our "HH Specialist" with an recurring issue, stating the problem, my recovery attempts and stated that this particular problem was getting really old (since it has kept me at work past 5 for 8 of the last 9 work days, which doesn't make me happy) and asked what the ETA for a fix was.
In his reply he gives me a, please follow these steps and get back to me. I hit reply, scroll down to my original text, change the color to red, scroll back up and type "See the text in red below." to point out that his advice was already tried.
His reply, "Try it again." My reply, "How bout you drive up here and try it again. I already got the HH running, just wanted to know when a patch was coming."
His reply, "Patch for what?" My reply "Nevermind, I will wait for you to get fired and then ask the new guy."
He sends this long email about how he is insulted. My reply "Insulted for what?"
Waiting on the call from the boss. Sure it will be fun! Anyway back to the question at hand, if natural selection works why the hell is this guy still breathing?
Emailed our "HH Specialist" with an recurring issue, stating the problem, my recovery attempts and stated that this particular problem was getting really old (since it has kept me at work past 5 for 8 of the last 9 work days, which doesn't make me happy) and asked what the ETA for a fix was.
In his reply he gives me a, please follow these steps and get back to me. I hit reply, scroll down to my original text, change the color to red, scroll back up and type "See the text in red below." to point out that his advice was already tried.
His reply, "Try it again." My reply, "How bout you drive up here and try it again. I already got the HH running, just wanted to know when a patch was coming."
His reply, "Patch for what?" My reply "Nevermind, I will wait for you to get fired and then ask the new guy."
He sends this long email about how he is insulted. My reply "Insulted for what?"
Waiting on the call from the boss. Sure it will be fun! Anyway back to the question at hand, if natural selection works why the hell is this guy still breathing?
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Friday, August 01, 2008
And one for Aeroblazer
RvB - Small Rewards
Now FreeMoz has another reason to press on another week
Fenix
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
WTF
While working at the Shack we often have Sirius running in the background. For some reason while listening to Puddle of Mudds Blur the song suddenly stopped and Rick Astleys Thinking about you came on!!
Nothing like getting Rick rolled while your at work!
Fenix
Nothing like getting Rick rolled while your at work!
Fenix
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Time away
To all my faithful,
Sorry there has not been a update recently, I've started e new job and I'm trying to get settled in.
Also there will be some cool changes to the Fenix world. Stay tuned. For now I thought I'd give a little glimpse into my new job.....
Sorry there has not been a update recently, I've started e new job and I'm trying to get settled in.
Also there will be some cool changes to the Fenix world. Stay tuned. For now I thought I'd give a little glimpse into my new job.....
Sunday, May 04, 2008
30ish Ep 5
Another fine addition of the podcast is up for consumption. In this episode:
$200 iPhone
M$ vs YaHoo
Bionx Electric Bike
14 not so healthy foods
50,000 lbs of ribs go up
Concept Cars
Comedy - Heywood Banks from the Bob and Tom show
GTA 4
Maria Carey
killing pixies
back to GTA
Petal shares a story
The 30ish Podcast
$200 iPhone
M$ vs YaHoo
Bionx Electric Bike
14 not so healthy foods
50,000 lbs of ribs go up
Concept Cars
Comedy - Heywood Banks from the Bob and Tom show
GTA 4
Maria Carey
killing pixies
back to GTA
Petal shares a story
The 30ish Podcast
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Handy Monthly Guide for Men
By: Ophelia Payne (View Profile)
This is a handy guide for those days of the month when a man is taking his life in his hands if he opens his mouth.
DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine .
First published April 2008
This is a handy guide for those days of the month when a man is taking his life in his hands if he opens his mouth.
DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine .
First published April 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
30ish Ep3
Another fine edition of the 30ish podcast is now ready for consumption. In this show:
Jenna Jameson
Buy or Lease
Serb Divorce
Church of Mustang
M$ Surface at AT&T
Comedy - Afterlife Baseball game
Featured Segment - Better petals with Petal
How to do a Interview
Fenix
30ish Podcast
Jenna Jameson
Buy or Lease
Serb Divorce
Church of Mustang
M$ Surface at AT&T
Comedy - Afterlife Baseball game
Featured Segment - Better petals with Petal
How to do a Interview
Fenix
30ish Podcast
Friday, April 04, 2008
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
30ish Ep2
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Chuck Norris Fact #267,434
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Fenix
Monday, March 10, 2008
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Friday, March 07, 2008
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
Hell has frozen over!
What's shakin' boys and girls. Good news. The Primer episode of 30ish is finally up!
Check it out
30ish Podcast
Fenix
Check it out
30ish Podcast
Fenix
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Pirate Bay interview
Someone should have explained to him, before he allowed them to go through his email, how Al Capone went down by tax evasion.
Fenix
Monday, February 25, 2008
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Sunday, February 03, 2008
Friday, February 01, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
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