Neighborly code of conduct:
1) If I smell smoke or my Spidey Sense goes off about your place, I'll notify you immediately. I expect the same from you.
2) If I get your mail or you get mine accidentally, we will hand the piece in question to the appropriate individual and not send it back through the postal system since that didn't work so well the first time.
3) If I pass you, I will give a customary nod or a "Hello" or "My, that's a lovely third arm you're growing." I will not intentionally slow your progress with the execution of such niceties.
In return, you will not send your children to my doorstep to sell me cookies or gift wrap or a lovely timeshare. You will not knock on my door to inform me that you've found the holy being of your choice. And you will under absolutely no circumstances call on me to request that I fix your computer.
Found this at ThinkGeek
Fenix
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