Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Things to do in an elevator

-When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

- Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

- Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Freemo. How's it going?"

- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!!!"

- Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

- Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking?

- Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

- Ask, "Did you feel that?"

- Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

- When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

- Swat flies that don't exist.

- Tell people that you can see their aura.

- Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

- Open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"

- Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

- Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the passengers, "This is my personal space


This was from a old email.

Fenix

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