Let's kick things off with one that made me cringe....in a good way. I saw this one on a "Around the net" segment from G4TV. You can find the link in iTunes.
Kid Has Really Stretchy Skin - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
Enjoy,
Fenix
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
Out to Lunch
Ladies and Gentelmen, boys and girls, children of all ages, Chris Fenix will be taking his yearly break before I get to burnt out.
I will be off the grid till Tuesday.
For those that aren't in the know. Those of us that are what you may call "geeks" spend ALLOT of time on the net. Doing our jobs. Answering questions and doing research. Well after awhile we need to "unplug" and get off the grip completly. That means no computers, no cell phone (except for emergencys), no electronics at all. (Though I might be seen on Xbox Live at night).
Anyone that spends more than 8 hours a day online or infront of a computer I would strongly recommend doing this, it's a nice break.
I will talk to you all again REAL soon, but I will leave you with this:
In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
Fenix
I will be off the grid till Tuesday.
For those that aren't in the know. Those of us that are what you may call "geeks" spend ALLOT of time on the net. Doing our jobs. Answering questions and doing research. Well after awhile we need to "unplug" and get off the grip completly. That means no computers, no cell phone (except for emergencys), no electronics at all. (Though I might be seen on Xbox Live at night).
Anyone that spends more than 8 hours a day online or infront of a computer I would strongly recommend doing this, it's a nice break.
I will talk to you all again REAL soon, but I will leave you with this:
In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
Fenix
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Friday, March 16, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Things to do in an elevator
-When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
- Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Freemo. How's it going?"
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!!!"
- Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
- Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking?
- Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
- Ask, "Did you feel that?"
- Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
- When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
- Swat flies that don't exist.
- Tell people that you can see their aura.
- Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
- Open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"
- Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the passengers, "This is my personal space
This was from a old email.
Fenix
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
- Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Freemo. How's it going?"
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!!!"
- Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
- Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking?
- Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
- Ask, "Did you feel that?"
- Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
- When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
- Swat flies that don't exist.
- Tell people that you can see their aura.
- Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
- Open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"
- Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the passengers, "This is my personal space
This was from a old email.
Fenix
Saturday, March 03, 2007
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