Friday, January 05, 2007

Top 10 times in history when the "F" word was appropriate

‘Top Ten Times In History when using the "F" word was appropriate:’
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" -Custer

8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein

7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" -Picasso

6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" -Pythagorus

5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." -Joan of Arc

3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my @ss!" -Noah

2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -JFK

And the Number One Time...

1) Ah, come on. Who the *&%#s gonna find out? - Bill Clinton


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