Here's one sent in from Jenn D in Fall River MA:
Billy woke up late on his day off and began it like he would any other. He headed to his spot where he kept his mushrooms, much to his surprise they were gone. Billy frantically looked around the house for them, when in the living room he bumped into his Grandmother. "Hey gram, you didn't happen to see some mushrooms in a baggy did you? I can't find them" he asked. Grandma replied "Fuck that! did YOU see the dragons in the kitchen!
Thanks Jenn