The more you look, the more you laugh

Too Funny

Old guy at the ATM, to no one in particular: I’m so horny the crack of dawn is nervous.

Fenix

Old but still funny

Did Martha Stewart say this?

Dog owner: I used to have a Rottweiler too, but he died. They don't have very long lifespans.
Coworker: That's because they are fueled by liquid hate and the fingers of small children.

Navy Yard
Washington, DC

Is my brother the pilot?

Flight attendant, over loudspeaker: We will now be dimming the lights for the remainder of the flight.
(Lights dim)
Flight attendant, in deep, sexy voice: Are you in the mood to fly now? I thought so...

Southwest Airlines Flight
Austin, Texas

Best Peer Advisor Ever

Curious friend: Doesn't your mouth get tired?
Small Asian girl: That's what my hands are for!
Curious friend: Don't your arms get tired?!
Small Asian girl: That's what my mouth is for!
Curious friend: What do you do when both get tired?
Small Asian girl: Oh, that's when he puts it in my butt.

Hoboken, New Jersey


Fenix

Hack an old windows Box

Sometimes you might come across those old hand me down computer that the person, for whatever reason, has forgotten the admin password. Here's a site that might stere you in the right direction


Fenix

Sometimes you just feel bad for people

There's an app for that

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555-turtle

Everyone knows

I was talking to my daughter this morning and while she was watching tv she saw a commercial for the "new" Shack.

Daddy, isn't that where you work?

Yes it is honey, but they're changing their name and focus to "The Shack" and we will be focusing more on cell phones.

That's not gonna work, everyone already like their phone or they wouldn't have bought them.

It will honey, My bosses told me that this is what everyone wants.

What about all the parts and toys and stuff?

Well, there going to do away with that stuff and do just phones.

.....daddy....

Yes honey?

Are you looking for another job? Cause you should.


8 years old and she knows it won't work.

Fenix

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Star Wars question

What happens if things went differently?

Fenix

Happy Hump day everyone!

Cause it made me laugh that’s why

 

Beeker Sings!!

Even Norton hates me

I know it’s a day late….but worth it

The Onion news always makes me smile.  Here is what they posted yesterday for the Moon Landing anniversary.

Fenix

I love irony

Amazon has pulled George Orwels books Animal House and 1984 from Kindle owners that have purchased them. I think Tom Merrit from Cnet said it best, "it would be like Amazon coming into your house and taking the books off your shelf"
I know that there are bigger implications to pulling a already purchased item from a customer but I find the humor in the fact that "big brother" came down and removed 1984.

Fenix

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Suge Knight Light

Windows Security Essentials

 

Just downloaded the latest offering from Windows; Microsoft Security Essentials  Seems to be pretty straight forward.  Tonight I’ll throw some viruses at it and see how it holds up.  Until then here’s the screenshots I took of the 4 tabs:

Fenix

Reports: Steve Jobs returns to Apple | Northloop Neighborhoods

Reports: Steve Jobs returns to Apple | Northloop Neighborhoods

 

Picked this one up off the Cnet wire.  It states that Steve was seen at the Apple Headquarters.  This only days after reports all around the internet were talking about how Steve jobs had a liver transplant.   The reason why this is such an important topic is that Steve jobs IS Apple.  He really is, he walks the halls and makes all the decisions.  The board of directors are there only because they believe in him and his vision.  So as a stock holder you would be concerned if someone of his stature and importance in the company was suddenly not there. 

As far as I’ve heard or read the product pipeline for Apple is 2 years ahead.  So technically Steve’s “vision” has another 2 years of life in it with or without him.

As for the walking the halls of Apple, I’m calling shenanigans.  This is a PR move to calm the masses.

 

Fenix

Play her off Keyboard Cat

C’mon, the cat even knows how stupid you are.

 

30ish Ep 53

The latest in the fiasco that we call a podcast is now up for public consumption.

 

30ish Online

 

Fenix

Look what I found

Cruising around the net I found a picture of what looks to be Fatalfastlanes long lost brother! Apparently he is just as resourceful!

Jellyfish threaten to 'dominate' oceans

 

See!  I told everyone.  And you thought Fenix was crazy.

Jellyfish threaten to 'dominate' oceans - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

The Bashfull Buzzard (1945)

Sprint is doing it wrong

Just read an article that said that the Sprint CEO had announced that there might be shortages of the Palm Pre. Holy bad idea! Isn't this the phone that has been hyped for awhile. And this device also needs to save 2 companys both Palm and Sprint.

This might be a bad sign of things to come after the Jume 6th launch.

Fenix

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30ish Online Overhaul

Greetings all, it’s that time of the year again where we make some changes to the website and the podcast. We’re going to take a week off and come back with a VERY special 50th episode.

Also, there should be some huge changes to the website, like bigger, better, stronger, faster. The 30ish PR department says that we need to give our listeners a “teaser” for the relaunch. So I email FreeMoz with the info and he sent me this picture



Well I’m pretty sure this isn’t what they had in mind. I think they meant something like the help and how to videos that we’re doing. But that’s ok, cause the picture caused me to have a great chuckle!

Fenix

Go Trek yourself

Special Features: Trek Yourself

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Sweet Bollywood

This guy will kick your ass


cool videos

What happened to the show??

Well folks. I finally hit my limit. Hard drive limit. FreeMoz and I did record a show and I'm trying to salvage what I can from it, so I'm hoping to post some of it this week. I have upgraded all of my hard drive and a few other surprises that you will see in the coming weeks.

Feel free to send in links, ideas, pictures, or comments here. Remember 30ish is a group show we thrive on the participation from our people.

Fenix

New iPhone Nano?

Cruising around the tubes I came across these interesting pictures over at DayDeal

New from the Onion

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

Us? Lazy?......

Well it's about time

This just in...

Just got an email from ed special. He just wanted to pass on some special observations

- A conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good

- All those that believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand

- How can you tell when your out of invisible ink?

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

- Experience is something you don't get until right after you need it

- What happens if you get scared to death....twice?

- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.



Fenix

Shopping observation

Not sure, but I think that there is a pre requisit to visit a Target store you MUST be wearing Uggs

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Schools ROCK!

FreeMoz

Email Joke

Here's one sent in from Jenn D in Fall River MA:

Billy woke up late on his day off and began it like he would any other. He headed to his spot where he kept his mushrooms, much to his surprise they were gone. Billy frantically looked around the house for them, when in the living room he bumped into his Grandmother. "Hey gram, you didn't happen to see some mushrooms in a baggy did you? I can't find them" he asked. Grandma replied "Fuck that! did YOU see the dragons in the kitchen!



Thanks Jenn