Slammy Whammy golf club

I miss Super Dave Osbourne. He was so funny.
This is one of my favorite bits that he ever did



Fenix

People who annoy you

A friend (Chad) turned me on to this clip from a previous South Park episode.

Send complaints to Comedy Central please




Fenix

If ancient Rome had the Internet...




The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube. The first comment is..."OMG so cool! Volcanos ROCK!"

Attila the Hun has his own MySpace page. Nobody ever rejects his "invite a friend" emails.

The soothsayer's "Ides of March" email fails to get Caesar's proper attention as it's inadvertently filtered into his junk folder.

But at least Caesar's "Et tu Brute?" comment is available as a free ringtone download.

The domain gladiator.rome sells for the record sum of 1,000,000 denarii.

The owner of hadriansucks.rome is compelled to hand over both the domain name and selected body parts by an independent domain tribunal chaired by...Emperor Hadrian.

"Naked Cleopatra" is the top search term on Google.

Unfortunately, the Queen of Egypt dies an early death after misunderstanding IT's call to embrace an ASP solution.

Hannibal blogs his way across the Alps with posts like, "Whoops, lost another elephant today."

But he runs out of money when his PPC budget is plundered by an iberian click scam organized by Publius Cornelius Scipio.

Tiber.com opens, initially selling scrolls and tablets before expanding to include togas, pottery, and do-it-yourself mosaic kits.

Websites like handsome-literate-male-british-slave.com pollute the search listings thanks to generous commissions at the slaves.co.rome affiliate program.

Roman programmers moan about projects outsourced to cheap coders in Mesopotamia.

The Colosseum is renamed the eBay Colosseum, with free wireless hotspots outside the lark's tongue restaurant.

The volume of spam collapses when the penalty for not providing a working opt-out mechanism becomes equal billing with the lions at the eBay Colosseum.

But we still get emails featuring Brunhilda, the lonely Visigoth, and hot deals on cheap peacock livers from Gaul.

Nobody invents a spam filter good enough for the House of the Vestals.

Classical geeks wear t-shirts proclaiming, "there's no place like CXXVII.0.0.I" (bonus points if you get that one)

Finally, Rome burns to the ground while Emperor Nero battles online with Hakkar the Soulflayer in World of Warcraft.

It's not what it seems, really.

Sometimes while surfing the net you start zoning out. You just start clicking on links, one after another, hoping to get to that final product/guide/picture/download that you were looking for. Only to find yourself clicking on other, more interesting links. Finally you snap out of it a few minutes later and wonder..."how the f&#@ did I get here!??"

That's what's up with the "personal ads" posts

I'm not lonely

BTW
Chcuk Norris has two speeds, walk and kill.


Fenix

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.......I really have nothing to say about this one. I tried to think of some witty Title but this clip just speaks for it self.......







Enjoy

Fenix

Chuck Norris uses a hedgehog as a pillow

Frogger for Humans

Enjoy,
Fenix

No more DRM?

I just heard that one of the big for music labels has FINALLY agreed to sell non-DRM'd music on the Apple iTunes store. The label is EMI and they have agreed to start selling their entire library on ITMS no DRM.

Here's the catch....

All EMI songs will be 99 cents with DRM. If you want the ones without DRM then those tracks will cost $1.29.

This is a good thing. The non DRM music will be more expensive (.30) but it will also be in a better bit rate (256k). I will definatly take a 30 cent hit for non DRM AND better quality.

Now, for all of those Apple haters...........Apple (for a limited time) will allow you to upgrade all existing songs in your library from EMI to the higher bit rate, non DRM'd music for 30 cents.

Could this be the light at the end of the tunnel?

Discuss........



Fenix